" Dear Kali, Don't worry about your tooth, I found it in the Target parking lot. I just used my tooth radar mechanism and there it was. I then used my DNA machine and it led me to your house. It was a good looking tooth so I can't wait until you loose another one. Love, the Tooth Fairy."
So when Kaden found her tooth on the floor in her room we were shocked.
Kaden then put Kali's tooth into a baggy with a note, it says
" Dear tooth fairy, I think you dropped my tooth when you gave me the money. Love Kali P.S. give Kaden some money because he found it on my room's floor.
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Oh my goodness! I am laughing so hard. I love the note that Kaden and Kali wrote back to the tooth fairy. What funny kids.
that is so funny kim I love it!
Ha! The tooth fairy better pony up some more dough $$$$!!
I have my own theory - I think it was the target fairy that found it in the target parking lot. She flew off and was struck in the head by a UFO. The tooth went flying up into orbit. There is sat for the last few days when a meteor came crashing into the earths atmosphere and brought with it Kali's tooth. Somewhere between entering the Earth's atmosphere a slight breeze came by and pushed the tooth out from the front of the meteor and toward North Carolina.
The end, you think? No - on it's way to North Carolina it was picked up by some people waiting out in front of the Gold Teeth shop. The people at the Gold teeth had never seen such a white tooth so they put gold all over it. They put it on display to see if anyone would want to buy it and insert it in the gap between their two front teeth. When it didn't sell they decided to toss it out.
There it sat in the dumpster since Sunday. When here comes along - the Target Fairy. She was now dazed and confused after having been hit in the head by a UFO and wasn't sure where she was or where she was going. She had been living as a homeless women on the streets since the accident because she couldn't remember where or who she was.
She was digging for that nights dinner when she happened across the dumpster that is shared by the Gold Teeth Store and Popeye's Chicken. Sure there would be food there, she dug right in. When suddenly she came across the tooth. The memories of what had happened came flooding back to her and she realized she needed to quickly get the tooth back to target so the owner of the tooth could find it.
She got on the internet and searched for "lost tooth" she came across a blog where it talked about a little girl who had lost a tooth. She knew she had to bring it to her.
She searched through the blog for clues as to where this little girl lived. Soon she found that it had to be close by in Winterville, North Carolina.
After searching from Sunday to today she found a weeping tooth fairy sitting outside a house. The Target Fairy asked the Tooth Fairy what in the world was wrong.
The Tooth Fairy said, "I have told the most horrendous lie! Usually when a child drops a tooth under their pillow I am immediately notified. I know when and where I am supposed to go." This always works great unless they drop the tooth somewhere else. Then it gets confusing. I was notified that Kali Roark had lost her first tooth and that it dropped somewhere in a Target Parking Lot. I went there as soon as possible! When I arrived the tooth was already missing! I heard this giant thud in the sky above me and knew I had to get out of there fast. So I flew away and didn't know what to do! So I came here and told her that I had used my tooth detecting mechanism to find the tooth when in reality I never did. I just didn't want her to be disappointed!" She sobbed.
The Target Fairy said "There is no need to worry! I found the tooth right here! I've got it!"
The Tooth Fairly looked up with delight and knew she could now right the wrong. She wasn't sure what to do but thought going up to Kali's room and writing a note telling the truth would be best.
She took the tooth and headed up to the room. She climbed through the window and pulled out a pen and paper. As she was about to write the note she heard someone coming in through the door! She panicked! She realized it was much earlier than she was supposed to be there. She had lost track of time she was so sad!
As Kaden came into the room the Tooth Fairy dashed out the window. In the hustle she dropped the tooth on the floor!
The Tooth Fairy was terrified! She didn't want to go back into that house until the next tooth was lost. She figured that it wasn't that big of a deal and she will just let this one be.
That is what happened! :-)
holy cow $5.00! i remember when i got 25 cents! inflation.
byw...i still do card swap and lynette has offered to send you the cards after the swap. she gets free mailing at work. i try and do it every month but there are those i miss. and those months seem to be the best cards. let her know.
byw was suppose to be btw. by the way.
sorry.
That is so funny! Love that story and love that your kids still believe!
Kim I will mail you your cards, just mail them to me! Love you!
I vote for Weston story it seems most truthful.
What we have to look forward to. I love it!
That is so funny I love it!! Kylie just lost her 6 tooth she is breaking us!!I took her to the dentist and they siad she is fine just loosing them young!!!
Wow Weston that was the comment of all comments! Love the Tooth fairy Saga! Good luck with getting a reward Kaden
That is so funny leave it to my cousin to come up with tying his daughter's tooth to a remote control car. That is so Kevin. Hope you all are doing well. Posted some new Tristan pics for you to enjoy. Talk to you soon. We will have to plan something since you guys are really not that far away now.
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